The Monuments Men
Absolutely terrible. Almost laughable (except that I wasted my money). George Clooney has a face like Roger Ramjet, perfect pearly whites, and a voice which is perfect for coffee ads. He is so monodimensional it is tedious. I realised when watching this movie that he does not have any acting skills at all. He merely reads his lines, relying on his looks and vocal timbre. I have now seen him in quite a few roles, and it is obvious that he has only one way of delivering material - deadpan, casual, with no highs or lows.
Watching the opening scenes it was obvious that he wanted to somehow leverage the 'Oceans' thing, and this was a way to do it and possibly appear as if he had a new idea. Once again, a team of men on a mission.
I won't be surprised if his next effort is a remake of The Dirty Dozen. With Brad Pitt etc etc. Maybe he'll even have a shot at 'art' and remake Seven Samurai.
Just awful. Now I understand why Russell Crowe totally dissed him.