And there's three.
First, you don't know people who were very straight and switched sides.
This shot alone warrants a full reply. Let's talk about how you're an authority on my perosnal experiences. I know this may seem pointless to you, but you did, afterall, tell me something about me, and I don't even know you. So, why don't we take a few minutes and test your knowledge:
1. What is my name?
2. What is my wife's name?
3. How many guns do I own?
4. Where was I educated?
5. Which branch of the Service was I in? (25% chance to get this right)
6. How many siblings do I have?
7. Name at least 100 people that I know.
8. Name all the homosexuals I know, personally.
9. Tell me what I know about the U.S. Constitution.
10. What religion do I belong to?