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Why men were designed to only ejaculate ONCE while women were designed to have sex all the time!
- Thread starter MysticSang'ha
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Blasphemy. Uteruses don't have seeds to spread!:no:
The good kind. Come closer and I'll show you.
Women were not designed to have sex continuously. According to my calculations women only need to ejaculate once a month while men have much seed to spread throughout the month.
Again, you're not paying attention to how humans were designed, and the error of your thinking can result in severe overpopulation of the planet.
Be mindful of your sperm. They're all sacred. Now go make me a sammich.
The "designer" is now known as MamaMysticDrakaPenumbra. Thus it was said. And the "designer" saw that it was good.
Seriously. Don't you all see how it's in the design? Any sane person who understands the mind of the "designer" can tell that men were made to ejaculate just once. A load of sperm cells to harvest from for a lifetime, the modesty to remain disciplined, and understanding that all men look forward to that moment when they can offer their sperm during those precious moments. It's like your own labor and delivery story you can share with your buddies when you all get together for your shopping trips and your manicures.
Sorry... but YOU women need to get out more, because you've been tricked, and you do need to complain to someone
I'm writing the book on it. And it shall be followed by all of humanity for the sake of everyone's salvation!
No need. Our design was to have pleasure as much as we want. If we want seeds, we know where to find them.
Where's my sammich?
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Sorry, your misguided attempts to control men through regulating the use of their sexual organs will fail. And you want it to.
They're just too inexperienced with men.
If they knew how many times per day a guy like myself is capable of getting an orgasm, how good it feels, and how long it can last, they won't have another good night's sleep.
Admittedly, the information would be biased and not a very good representative, but it would be spine-chilling all the same.
Exactly. It is just like the tragic stories of women who don't even know what an orgasm is. Poor saps, getting with guys that give the rest of us a bad rep.
Wirey
Fartist
120 million sperm cells and I was the champ!
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Yes, women definitely were designed much better for sex. And with men, their sex drive is in over-drive while they are young, but then it quickly down shifts. A woman's sex drive though may start off slow, but is going strong when the man's is withering. So not only do women get multiple orgasms, women get to generally enjoy the sexual energy longer as well.
And thus is was decreed that the "designer" shall now be called MamaMysticDrakaPenumbraShadowWolf, and it was good.
It is quite obvious to me that men gain the most satisfaction from sex -- just as God and Darwin intended it to be -- because they need one and only one orgasm before consenting to sleep in the wet spot, while womensfolk need multiple orgasms before consenting to sleep in the wet spot.
Yes. How humans were "made", "designed", or "created".... decided that women will remain unfulfilled.
Yet, they remain awake dreaming with wide open eyes, wishing for more violence to be done to them. What pathetic situation. I will never wish for that kind of constant hunger and sleepless existence.
I understand it to be an endless call to adventure.
But you can see it that way if you want to. You say to-may-to, I say to-mah-to...
Your godessness grows strong but design and creation comes from the male, women's just gotta hold the bag along with the monthly burden that can only be the result of a male designer.
*gets the goddess a sammich offering just in case*
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Nah. If the designer is male then testicles definitely would not be external and very sensitive.
Really, men just got it bad when it comes to sex. Shorter and fewer orgasms, a rampant but short lived sex drive, and parts that have to serve double duty and cannot take much abuse. Women may have a period and labor pains, but women also get a whopping dose of neurochemicals to make everything better. And then there is chocolate. What more needs to be said in providing proof the designer is female?
Frubals.---------------------
But wait. What do you mean? You have no idea. Ladies buy designer purses to dangle and exhibit. Men being ultimate show offs created themselves wonderfully creased balls to dangle. Brain is creased manifold and so is the testicles. Males thus have brain at two places.
Wirey
Fartist
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But wait. What do you mean? You have no idea. Ladies buy designer purses to dangle and exhibit. Men being ultimate show offs created themselves wonderfully creased balls to dangle. Brain is creased manifold and so is the testicles. Males thus have brain at two places.
Ball sacks are just leftover elbow skin God didn't want to throw away.
Well, my fun spot prefers love without so much vanilla, so you might be on to something....
We usually say that when we see that size is an issue, and we need more "oomph" from y'all to actually feel anything. So you see, it isn't actually "violent" to us, but merely cheering you on to being at least adequate.
Nope. I'm right. And we women are writing a book on how right we are.
I wouldn't ask him for help. He still owes me money and tends to run away when I'm in my confrontational moods.