Why the Female Orgasm is Immoral!

[NobodyYouKnow]

I voted for #4, #7 and #8.

It's a shame that you can't bring a woman to orgasm, but that may also have something to do with the woman - I don't know the situation.

Still, you have to learn how to tease...tease bad! and it requires a lot of foreplay, so you may have an issue of self-control? Who knows...

I don't even know if you are joking or srs, but this appears in the 'joke' section...so, are you joking?

You need to find a passionate, sensitive woman, who will come whenever you just call her name, ya know?

I know of such a female....who is very 'immoral'..

:run:

 

[MysticSang'ha]

How YOU doin'?

I'll take the straight chicks, you can have the lesbians and we'll split the bisexuals/pansexuals.

This is going to be an awesome night. :flirt:

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

This is going to be an awesome night. :flirt:

Why only a night?

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Why only a night?

I have work tomorrow. But I can always jump right back into the fun when I get back. :bounce

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

I have work tomorrow. But I can always jump right back into the fun when I get back. :bounce

Cool, cool. We'll have to pick up some energy bars, snacks, etc. to refuel.

 

[Alceste]

I have work tomorrow. But I can always jump right back into the fun when I get back. :bounce

Cool, cool. We'll have to pick up some energy bars, snacks, etc. to refuel.

I'll bake us some sugar free, gluten free hemp cocoa power cookies.

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

I'll bake us some sugar free, gluten free hemp cocoa power cookies.

Sounds good to me. I'll go limber up.

 

[Sunstone]

Y'all make this so easy for me to pick up chicks. SOOOO easy. Too easy.

Good girls prefer arranged marriages. Preferably while they are young, and preferably to much older men.

 

[Badran]

Have you even read the OP? Or Badran's responses?

Pffft, me? Find it hard to pick up chicks? That's outrageous!!

To find it hard i'd need to try it, and to try it i'd need to believe i have a chance of success. Neither is the case.

So no, it's not hard at all; it's impossible!

I'll thank you for honoring that distinction in the future.

 

[Badran]

I don't even know if you are joking or srs, but this appears in the 'joke' section...so, are you joking?

If it's in the Jokes section, it's probably there for a reason.

 

[NobodyYouKnow]

If it's in the Jokes section, it's probably there for a reason.

Yeah, don't mind me...I was just wondering why the poll choices had absolutely nothing to do with the OP...but I'll figure it out. lol

 

[Jollybear]

I know people who would argue that Satan is actually responsible for the female orgasm.

And how would satan be responsible for the female orgasm?

And why would he be responsible for that but not responsible for the male orgasm?

 

[Alceste]

And how would satan be responsible for the female orgasm?

And why would he be responsible for that but not responsible for the male orgasm?

I dunno, the fundamentalist I slept with thought my entire sexy self was sent by Satan to tempt him off the path of righteousness. It's something to do with that retarded story about the first woman bringing sin into the world, I imagine.

 

[crossfire]

I dunno, the fundamentalist I slept with thought my entire sexy self was sent by Satan to tempt him off the path of righteousness. It's something to do with that retarded story about the first woman bringing sin into the world, I imagine.

You mean Eve and the Serpent --err--did something immoral?!

 

[Wherenextcolumbus]

I dunno, the fundamentalist I slept with thought my entire sexy self was sent by Satan to tempt him off the path of righteousness. It's something to do with that retarded story about the first woman bringing sin into the world, I imagine.

This reminds me of when I was about 15, my dad's best friend saying "women are more susceptible to evil, because Eve ate the fruit first"

 

[Alceste]

You mean Eve and the Serpent --err--did something immoral?!

This reminds me of when I was about 15, my dad's best friend saying "women are more susceptible to evil, because Eve ate the fruit first"

Yeah, there was definitely a foundational belief there that women in general are evil, or at least more susceptible to evil than men. So whatever he was doing that he thought was sinful, it logically followed that somehow me and Satan tricked him into it.

 

[Wherenextcolumbus]

Yeah, there was definitely a foundational belief there that women in general are evil, or at least more susceptible to evil than men. So whatever he was doing that he thought was sinful, it logically followed that somehow me and Satan tricked him into it.

I don't know what he considered evil for him to think women are more susceptible to being evil compared to men, clearly not starting oppressive regimes? sexual violence? war? Probably just cheating on our husbands makes us more evil I guess.

 

[Alceste]

I don't know what he considered evil for him to think women are more susceptible to being evil compared to men, clearly not starting oppressive regimes? sexual violence? war? Probably just cheating on our husbands makes us more evil I guess.

Oh, you know. People don't think very hard about stuff. It's a mistake to assume there was any underlying rationale, apart from the fact that he viscerally enjoyed his feeling of superiority.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Yeah, there was definitely a foundational belief there that women in general are evil, or at least more susceptible to evil than men. So whatever he was doing that he thought was sinful, it logically followed that somehow me and Satan tricked him into it.

I can't wait to see what you and Satan are going to trick me into.

 

[Alceste]

I can't wait to see what you and Satan are going to trick me into.

Just wait until you see what we have in store for you! mwahahahaha.