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Worst film of all time?

Magic Man

Reaper of Conversation
ND is a movie that I've found people either absolutely love or absolutely hate.

Luckily for me and my husband, we both found it hysterical and quote scenes from it often. :D

Yup and yup. My wife and I feel the same way, and we recommended it to our friends, who sat down to watch it together one night and turned it off halfway through. A few of our other friends agree with us, but it's definitely polarizing.

As for the worst movie of all time, I feel like there have to be categories. Usually when I talk about this, I only consider movies that were meant to be good and had a budget. As was mentioned, B movies that get MST3K'ed shouldn't count, in my opinion. With that in mind, my worst movie of all time is Battlefield Earth. Just absolutely terrible; acting is bad, plot is worse. It remains the only movie I've ever walked out of the theater on. I've seen the rest since then, though.
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
Yup and yup. My wife and I feel the same way, and we recommended it to our friends, who sat down to watch it together one night and turned it off halfway through. A few of our other friends agree with us, but it's definitely polarizing.

As for the worst movie of all time, I feel like there have to be categories. Usually when I talk about this, I only consider movies that were meant to be good and had a budget. As was mentioned, B movies that get MST3K'ed shouldn't count, in my opinion. With that in mind, my worst movie of all time is Battlefield Earth. Just absolutely terrible; acting is bad, plot is worse. It remains the only movie I've ever walked out of the theater on. I've seen the rest since then, though.

The bolded part of your response is a really good point.

Are we qualifying only major productions that were released widespread? Basically narrowing down our "worst-ever" to Hollywood productions?
 

ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
I remember when I was still dating my husband, his sister invited us over to watch "The Doors"- the movie about Jim Morrison. I hated it (I am also not really a fan of the rock group, The Doors, but even if I was, I dislike biography films).
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
I remember when I was still dating my husband, his sister invited us over to watch "The Doors"- the movie about Jim Morrison. I hated it (I am also not really a fan of the rock group, The Doors, but even if I was, I dislike biography films).

Dang. 0 for 2 in this thread between you and me. I loved loved loved "The Doors." Let's try an experiment:

Um, I hated Transformers. I also hated all the sequels to the point where I'd rather stick my hand in a blender than watch any of them. Please tell me you hated them too, or we should never ever ever watch a movie together. :D
 

Sir Doom

Cooler than most of you
"Hurt Locker" was the worst Best Picture Oscar winner that I can think of off the top of my head.
 

Erebus

Well-Known Member
So bad it's good:
Braindead/Dead alive
Any Lucio Fulci film
Jason X (Jason Vorhees in spaaaaace!)
Crank

So bad it's... bad:
Any Uwe Boll film
Meet the Spartans

Special mention goes to Blair Witch, Paranormal activity and a lot of other found footage type films. I don't know if they're actually bad films since they work for a lot of people, but I just don't get them (with a couple of exceptions, REC was excellent IMO).

Same goes to chick flicks. I'm about as far from the target audience as it's possible to get, so it'd be unfair for me to say they're all bad ;)
 

Twilight Hue

Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
ND is a movie that I've found people either absolutely love or absolutely hate.

Luckily for me and my husband, we both found it hysterical and quote scenes from it often. :D
One of my faves. Your right either you love it or hate it.
As the brits say, a marmite film.
 

ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
Dang. 0 for 2 in this thread between you and me. I loved loved loved "The Doors." Let's try an experiment:

Um, I hated Transformers. I also hated all the sequels to the point where I'd rather stick my hand in a blender than watch any of them. Please tell me you hated them too, or we should never ever ever watch a movie together. :D

I never saw Transformers.

Do you like Robin Williams' movies? I enjoyed nearly all of them!- Moscow on the Hudson, Jumanji, Mrs. Doubtfire, Awakenings, Good Morning, Vietnam, and more. I didn't like Popeye, though. ;)
 

Riverwolf

Amateur Rambler / Proud Ergi
Premium Member
Special mention goes to Blair Witch, Paranormal activity and a lot of other found footage type films. I don't know if they're actually bad films since they work for a lot of people, but I just don't get them (with a couple of exceptions, REC was excellent IMO).


Well, the first three PA movies were great scary films, because while watching them, I was able to suspend my disbelief and basically "pretend-believe" that what I was watching was real. Plus they had the added benefit of not being nausiating.... Cloverfield.

Blair Witch has to kind of be the same way: as a movie, it's boring, but if you can pretend that it's actual found footage, it's engaging to a point. Though I wouldn't describe it as "scary."

I actually thought REC sucked.
 

Erebus

Well-Known Member
Well, the first three PA movies were great scary films, because while watching them, I was able to suspend my disbelief and basically "pretend-believe" that what I was watching was real. Plus they had the added benefit of not being nausiating.... Cloverfield.

Blair Witch has to kind of be the same way: as a movie, it's boring, but if you can pretend that it's actual found footage, it's engaging to a point. Though I wouldn't describe it as "scary."

I actually thought REC sucked.

Yeah it's different lines of thinking I suppose. I tend to watch a film in the same way I read a book, to try and bring myself out of reality for a while. Blair witch and it's ilk seem to do the opposite, the viewer brings them into reality.

I think horror films in particular are divisive in terms of how you watch them.
 

Me Myself

Back to my username
I felt that "Crash" wasn't one of the worst films ever made, even though there was literally no subtlety to the script, plot, or setting (of course a film exposing the prevalence of racism has to be set in Los Angeles :D). But given the quality of acting, scriptwriting, cinematography, editing, and soundtrack, I'd rate it as solid in terms of the artwork itself but grating to people's personal aesthetics when they're looking for a film that isn't so in-your-face.

A good parallel, for me personally, is "The Passion of the Christ" by Mel Gibson. I have to tip my cap to him for the crafting of the film, but it was a movie that was personally wrong for me in so many places with bad caricatures and with it's focus on torture. Box-office success often speaks volumes about what the general public is drawn to, even though the film itself might seriously offend an audience member or two.

I couldn't stand Gibson's "Passion", and thought that anybody who thinks anything good about that movie was delusional and with a screw loose. It personally ranked up there for me as bad as all the films MST3K dissed, but with a bunch of audience members crying and sobbing and talking about how great it is. I went to the theatre HOPING that it was good, and not only was I disappointed, I was shocked that anybody in their right mind would think ANYTHING good about it.

And yet, I have to put my own aesthetics aside and recognize that as far as the art and the craft goes, personal taste does not define quality of the work. This thread is a great example of how easy it is for people to confuse their own taste with what defines artistic merit. It doesn't and never has.

Here's another example: a couple guys who worked at a video store years ago (back in the dinosaur days before RedBox and Netflix) were always gleefully and harshly dissing every single movie that was ever brought up as the absolute worst movie ever made. From "Sideways" to "Lord of the Rings" to "Taxi Driver" to "Gone with the Wind" to (insert any Oscar nominee or winner here)...they were brutal in their criticism, and it didn't matter what other people thought of those movies. They tended to take what amounted to personal taste and minor critiques of craftwork and blew them all to epic proportions of "horrible" and "worst ever".

It became clear to me that they just didn't like anything mass-produced after engaging in conversation with them. That's fine. Criticize the industry. I understand. But let's be honest about what qualifies as an actual critique and not simply sharing one's boundaries of personal taste.

And they worked at a video store no less, which blew my mind, and were vocal about their opinions at the check out counter in front of dozens of customers. I was amazed how long they kept their jobs. :D lol

I dunno. Maybe we ought to truly define the point of this thread. Is this "worst film of all time" in terms of actual craft and artistic merit? Or is this an opportunity to discuss what people's personal aesthetics are in terms of what is repulsive to them? Because, honestly, I've met PLENTY of people who adamantly pronounce "Titanic" as the absolute worst piece of filth they've ever seen on a screen. ;)

I took it as personal taste.

It just so happens that our personal taste matches a real honest professional (or sumethin) critique.

Even when we are wrong :D

Seriously, its just no fun to say "this is the movie I disliked the most" in comparison to " this movie is so bad the devil should hide it in the most inner depths of his dark place and puke it several times until it ceasea to exist out of pure humilliation"

See? :D
 
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MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
I never saw Transformers.

Do you like Robin Williams' movies? I enjoyed nearly all of them!- Moscow on the Hudson, Jumanji, Mrs. Doubtfire, Awakenings, Good Morning, Vietnam, and more. I didn't like Popeye, though. ;)

I like quite a few movies with Robin Williams in it. Good Morning Vietnam is one of his best. :yes:
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
I took it as personal taste.

It just so happens that our personal taste matches a real honest professional (or sumethin) critique.

Even when we are wrong :D

Seriously, its just no fun to say "this is the movie I disliked the most" in comparison to " this movie is so bad the devil should hide it in the most inner depths of his dark place and puke it several times until it ceasea to exist out of pure humilliation"

See? :D

Okay, sure. If it's simple personal taste, all bets are off.

And if that's the case, the worst movie ever made ever ever ever ever was "Passion of the Christ." I think anybody who thinks it's good at all has a screw loose and needs to have their head examined. It's grotesque, has the worst kinds of ethnic caricatures, recalls horrific events throughout history that branded Jews "Christ-killers", and places the entire plot of the film around the torture of a human being (yes I said human). I sat through the entire viewing wondering what the **** people were crying about.

And then it created a rabid following of the worst kind. If I dared mention that I didn't like it at all, I was branded a horrible human being who was incapable of emotion and disrespected Jesus in the worst way.

"Passion of the Christ" is the worst kind of religious propaganda, IMO, and it's blood-porn-torture-riddled-ethnic-caricatured filth that pulled millions of movie-goers into a religious frenzy did society a major disservice. Mel Gibson showed his true colors to me far before most of the population knew about his views did. I was scowling toward him while everybody else was giving him standing ovations wherever he went after the film was released. Turns out I was right all along and the man doesn't deserve the accolades he was showered with after he released "PotC."

There. Enough verbal assault for ya? :p
 

Titanic

Well-Known Member
:yes:
And just like that my day got so much better
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In the movie, gone in sixty second's THAT is the movie were she really look's like him.
 

Titanic

Well-Known Member
I felt that "Crash" wasn't one of the worst films ever made, even though there was literally no subtlety to the script, plot, or setting (of course a film exposing the prevalence of racism has to be set in Los Angeles :D). But given the quality of acting, scriptwriting, cinematography, editing, and soundtrack, I'd rate it as solid in terms of the artwork itself but grating to people's personal aesthetics when they're looking for a film that isn't so in-your-face.

A good parallel, for me personally, is "The Passion of the Christ" by Mel Gibson. I have to tip my cap to him for the crafting of the film, but it was a movie that was personally wrong for me in so many places with bad caricatures and with it's focus on torture. Box-office success often speaks volumes about what the general public is drawn to, even though the film itself might seriously offend an audience member or two.

I couldn't stand Gibson's "Passion", and thought that anybody who thinks anything good about that movie was delusional and with a screw loose. It personally ranked up there for me as bad as all the films MST3K dissed, but with a bunch of audience members crying and sobbing and talking about how great it is. I went to the theatre HOPING that it was good, and not only was I disappointed, I was shocked that anybody in their right mind would think ANYTHING good about it.

And yet, I have to put my own aesthetics aside and recognize that as far as the art and the craft goes, personal taste does not define quality of the work. This thread is a great example of how easy it is for people to confuse their own taste with what defines artistic merit. It doesn't and never has.

Here's another example: a couple guys who worked at a video store years ago (back in the dinosaur days before RedBox and Netflix) were always gleefully and harshly dissing every single movie that was ever brought up as the absolute worst movie ever made. From "Sideways" to "Lord of the Rings" to "Taxi Driver" to "Gone with the Wind" to (insert any Oscar nominee or winner here)...they were brutal in their criticism, and it didn't matter what other people thought of those movies. They tended to take what amounted to personal taste and minor critiques of craftwork and blew them all to epic proportions of "horrible" and "worst ever".

It became clear to me that they just didn't like anything mass-produced after engaging in conversation with them. That's fine. Criticize the industry. I understand. But let's be honest about what qualifies as an actual critique and not simply sharing one's boundaries of personal taste.

And they worked at a video store no less, which blew my mind, and were vocal about their opinions at the check out counter in front of dozens of customers. I was amazed how long they kept their jobs. :D lol

I dunno. Maybe we ought to truly define the point of this thread. Is this "worst film of all time" in terms of actual craft and artistic merit? Or is this an opportunity to discuss what people's personal aesthetics are in terms of what is repulsive to them? Because, honestly, I've met PLENTY of people who adamantly pronounce "Titanic" as the absolute worst piece of filth they've ever seen on a screen. ;)

Titanic, is the most watched movie ever made, so i guess the hater's will hate
 

Titanic

Well-Known Member
Is there anyone on here, that actually liked Cannibal Holocaust, cause i mention it again as one of the worst film's ever made.
 
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