Your case is dismissed for failure to state a claim as there is no cause of action. Sorry revolting but you are going to have to add facts in order that constitute a legal cause of action.
The facts....
- You wore crotchless leather chaps into the bathroom, whereupon I saw them.
- I became traumatized in a way which interfered with "a major life activity" (legal victimspeak).
Your action caused my loss.
This is a basis for my suit to be heard in our legal system.
I have been sued for dumber things than that.
Once, a guy sued me for denying him "quiet enjoyment" in an apartment he
admitted never even renting from me. It was a logically impossible claim.
That suit was a quick & cheap one, only taking about about 3 years & $10,000.
Anything can happen in court.
Anything.