Why stop with arming the teachers? Why not arm the students too? Heck, I'm all for arming everyone in the school, and then militarizing it like we've done with our police departments. Shouldn't the football team have it's own main battle tank? I can't see why not. "Camouflage and Kevlar for the kids!" That's my view!
Now,if I had my way, every single gun in the world would be in the ocean, and no more could ever be made. Zero. I'd like the necessity for them to be gone first, tho!
For reasons not to go into, I myself carried a small pistol for a time. It seemed important enough to me to overcome a lot of aversion. But, you know, I did overcome it, and learned to use the thing. I learned a lot, and
changed some attitudes. (though I still want them all at the bottom of the Marianas trench)
One attitude change was toward "people who have guns". Gosh, surprise,
people are people!
I know your post is intended to be somewhat humorous, and it is, sort of.
I think the sarcasm is misplaced, though. Nobody, after all, is suggesting an extreme position such as you outline, and it distracts from a real discussion
to go off on flights of fantasy, dont you think so?
I personally would rather be in a classroom with an instructor who hardly
knew which end of the gun hurts-should a badguy appear-than one who might at best try to pink him with a sharp pencil.
One or two, certainly not all teachers, might have guns. A lot of teachers are ex-military. Even the chance of armed resistance might keep a badguy away.
Remember the opposition to pilots having a gun? Sheeeeesh. I'd sure want the pilot to have a chance against hijackers!!
Here is an article about Israel that is interesting.
Are Israeli teachers armed?