"Jesus was a compassionatie, super-intelligent gay man"

[tumbleweed41]

If anyone can be asexual, meaning lacking a drive to have sex, then it would seem possible for everyone to at some point to be like that. So we have gone full circle back to choice.

If anyone can be blond, meaning yellow of hair, then it would seem possible for everyone to at some point to be blond.

 

[Jeremiah]

If anyone can be asexual, meaning lacking a drive to have sex, then it would seem possible for everyone to at some point to be like that. So we have gone full circle back to choice.

Maybe Jesus castrated himself.

If your right eye offends you, [then] cut it off and throw it from you... If your right hand offends you, [then] cut it off and throw it from you. - Matthew 5:29-30

 

[sandandfoam]

Maybe Jesus cut off his balls.

maybe,
I think it more likely he had a lover be they man or woman. But I don't think the specifics matter, Jesus to my mind was a fully actualised person - that's the important bit.

 

[Jeremiah]

Now that I think about it, that verse, Matthew 5:29-30, is probably where people in the "god-fearing" nations, when they did castrate homosexuals, got the idea.

 

[Sunstone]

I do not believe JESUS was sexless. JESUS was a male.

Nice. Do you always sidestep the issue? Is that really honest to do so?

 

[logician]

Since the supposed Jesus was a mythical character, one can pretty well make up any traits you would like about him.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Since the supposed Jesus was a mythical character, one can pretty well make up any traits you would like about him.

Heh... did you know that Jesus had a pet Pegasus that he'd ride to Atlantis (the site of his arm-wrestling match with Hercules)?

 

[.lava]

If anyone can be blond, meaning yellow of hair, then it would seem possible for everyone to at some point to be blond.

interesting that reminds me of Yul Brynner


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[logician]

Heh... did you know that Jesus had a pet Pegasus that he'd ride to Atlantis (the site of his arm-wrestling match with Hercules)?

Or that he rose from the dead, and ascended into heaven (if he sky is heaven?)

both equally absurd

 

[JMorris]

Since the supposed Jesus was a mythical character, one can pretty well make up any traits you would like about him.

yay for the truth!:clap

 

[LittleNipper]

If anyone can be blond, meaning yellow of hair, then it would seem possible for everyone to at some point to be blond.

If you raise a kid from infant up, that having sex is fun and one can have sex whenever and with whomever, and to top it off you expose that child to a society that says being sexual is what life is all about, and if one demonstrates sexual prowless one will be loved and admired, it is likely that you WILL produce either an adult with no inhabitions or an introvert looking for acceptance. Ofcourse, he/she will not be good for much of anything else...

It really doesn't take a brunette to figure that one out. PS> I'm not sorry I was born a blond. My beard was dark, so I had a natural distintive two-tone affect.

 

[Kerr]

If anyone can be asexual, meaning lacking a drive to have sex, then it would seem possible for everyone to at some point to be like that. So we have gone full circle back to choice.

It is a preposition. Some people choose to live without sex, that is a choice, but if you are asexual you simply do not have a desire for sex, which is not a choice but a preposition.

 

[Jean-Pierre Chatelaine]

If all reference to the holy man called jesus having dated women and been married to mary had not been edited out of the bible by the church, elton john might not have made such a comment.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

If you raise a kid from infant up, that having sex is fun and one can have sex whenever and with whomever, and to top it off you expose that child to a society that says being sexual is what life is all about, and if one demonstrates sexual prowless one will be loved and admired, it is likely that you WILL produce either an adult with no inhabitions or an introvert looking for acceptance. Ofcourse, he/she will not be good for much of anything else...

False dichotomy. There are more options besides being a virtual eunuch and humping any warm body that happens to pass by.

For instance, I've seen many versions of religions teachings that describe marriage as part of the fulfilment of what it means to be a man or a woman. In these views, having a Jesus who isn't married but is supposed to be "fully human" would require some serious explanation.

 

[LittleNipper]

If all reference to the holy man called jesus having dated women and been married to mary had not been edited out of the bible by the church, elton john might not have made such a comment.

If you or Elton really wish to believe that, the Bible once only said that all homosexuals go to heaven ----- PS> The Brooklyn Bridge has already been sold...

 

[LittleNipper]

False dichotomy. There are more options besides being a virtual eunuch and humping any warm body that happens to pass by.

For instance, I've seen many versions of religions teachings that describe marriage as part of the fulfilment of what it means to be a man or a woman. In these views, having a Jesus who isn't married but is supposed to be "fully human" would require some serious explanation.

Not really ---- JESUS is GOD first and foremost. HE didn't come to earth to be fulfilled, but to fulfill...

 

[LittleNipper]

Since the supposed Jesus was a mythical character, one can pretty well make up any traits you would like about him.

There is more historic documentation concerning JESUS than there is for much of Greek and Roman history.

 

[TheVeritableBuddhist]

There is more historic documentation concerning JESUS than there is for most of Greek and Roman history.

False. Sorry, but don't make a completely unsupportable claim like that.

 

[tumbleweed41]

There is more historic documentation concerning JESUS than there is for much of Greek and Roman history.

Cite them.

 

[tumbleweed41]

If you raise a kid from infant up, that having sex is fun and one can have sex whenever and with whomever, and to top it off you expose that child to a society that says being sexual is what life is all about, and if one demonstrates sexual prowless one will be loved and admired, it is likely that you WILL produce either an adult with no inhabitions or an introvert looking for acceptance. Ofcourse, he/she will not be good for much of anything else...

It really doesn't take a brunette to figure that one out. PS> I'm not sorry I was born a blond. My beard was dark, so I had a natural distintive two-tone affect.

So, what has this to do with your claim that asexuality and homosexuality are choices? You have gone off on some wild tangent about promiscuous sex that is totally unrelated to your previous claims.