Nah. That's just your confusion. I don't know why you can't seem to follow my simple arguments, but I guess I need to leave that lie.
Absolutely irrelevant to my argument, but I'm getting used to that. I'll probably just start ignoring these off-point sermonettes in the future.
Think about the origin of many religions, and I think you'll have to acknowledge that The Big Lie is the best and certainly a sure way to kickstart things. The Big Lie. It works.
Whoever decided to place the Christ/messiah in 30 CE Jerusalem, in my opinion, told the Big Lie and created a new religion.
The problem with using years of subjective observation to understand religion (setting aside for now the inherent biases necessarily involved with this) is that it is impossible to observe the thousands of years of religions and cultures which were around before you. That requires at the very least some significant familiarity with what we know about religious, spiritual, and/or ideological movements, thanks both to historical studies and the social, cognitive, and behavioral sciences.
The fact is that you aren't just wrong about how "religions" start, you're using the culturally biased conception of religion that
has actually started religions to make claims about how one religion started. Religion in Greece, Rome, Egypt, Babylon, ancient Judaea, and pretty much every culture in the ancient world understood that religion was not about stories, myths, beliefs, or most of the things that the concept "religion" is today. The stories were for entertainment. The mythology collections that are still published today rely mainly on those like Ovid who wrote comical accounts of received myth that he altered just as the original Attic playwrights had centuries before and the Homeridae before that.
Religion was primarily about practice, and during Jesus' day we have perhaps an unparalleled level of various religious practices and deities freely incorporated, adapted, combined, etc., from just about every current or formerly major power in Eurasia all throughout the Roman Empire. The one exception, however, was the Jews (the original atheists followed by the next atheists the Christians).
Although Judaism is widely believed to have borrowed concepts from other cultures which caused it to take the monotheistic form it did (much like Christianity's use of Greco-Roman philosophies), the Jews did not incorporate other deities, did not incorporate other myths/stories, and didn't regard their stories as entertainment but as a vital part of their self-understanding as a people.
This "big lie" model of yours is based upon a view about the relationship between stories and religions. And it fails to hold for almost every religion that ever existed, because precious few have even
had systematic religious
beliefs, let alone a founding story.
So while you "explain" the 300 years it took for this exciting story to "catch fire" (i.e., for Christians to be Christians without being executed for it) by your cultural elitism that fits well with your model in how nicely it coincides with the elitist armchair historians of the 19th century, the truth is that nobody thought the story in Mark was particularly exciting. We do have the pagans on record saying the entire Jesus tradition was
less exciting than basically all other religious stories, but nothing to support your view.
So you trot out an analogy to support your conception.
Smith finding the tablets = Mark placing JC in 30 CE.
Smith made the Huge Claim to start Mormonism. Mark made the Huge Claim to start Christianity.
Now, we know that before Mark Paul had already established "churches" and was writing to them, and we know that Christianity requires a Jewish matrix because the "Christ" would be utterly meaningless for non-Jews. The problem is that
1) The messiah was never supposed to be a godman, and it took a very long time before it's clear that Christians equated Jesus with god (and even longer for them to figure out how this was supposed to work)
2) The messiah was supposed to restore Israel, not become executed.
3) The messiah was supposed to be historical.
So here is this Christ-Cult that Paul is spreading around, which is too pagan to be Jewish and too Jewish to be pagan (and persecuted by both) about a godman messiah that was supposed to be historical and not a godman, and the author of Mark somehow is equivalent to Smith because Mark founded Christianity.
Only there is no parallel, as I showed. In the one case, we have a movement that is so typical in its structure it is known not only across disciplines but even across discipline
types (i.e., both humanities and the sciences). We have a founder who authored a text and established a movement. It's textbook.
Then we look at Mark. Here the founder is an unknown author writing during a time when texts weren't trusted and even among Christians and even
after all four gospels we know that both oral traditions and the desire to hear the Jesus tradition from the disciples of Jesus' disciples (or their disciples) remained. Here we have no single text, and not even a single
type of text. Here we have a movement that wasn't founded but that (if you were correct) fundamentally changed from the non-Jewish non-Pagan Christ cult into the Jesus-as-historical version. The evidence? Your ignorance of history and Hellenistic religions and the fact that you think Smith is somehow equivalent to an anonymous text in some amorphous sense that is entirely consistent so long as we are relying on your unsupported model gleaned through years of biased observation as a scholar of the heart.
Everything you've offered as evidence, from how religions start in general (and two specifics) to how ancient cultures conceptualized religious practices vs. religious stories is utterly without support and completely incorrect.
So you don't bother either recanting
or dealing with how completely inaccurate your little analogy and your "big lie" approach turns out to be, you insult my knowledge of logic, my reasoning, my knowledge of languages, along with multiple fields and the thousands of scholars who have or do work in these.
Nothing to do with my argument. You've lost the logical thread of it.
Right.
Remember the time you exclaimed to me that I was using words to mean what they don't really mean? (Or something like that.)
You're going to have to be more specific than that if you want me to know what you are referring me. If this is just another insult used to defend your position, as it appears from this:
My freshman language professors would have slapped your hand for saying a thing like that.
then clearly it doesn't matter. Of course, language professors aren't necessarily even linguists (most aren't), and some linguists are prescriptivists, but all that is irrelevant. First, modern linguistics was (unfortunately) founded by a guy who eradicated prescriptivism of one type only to base much of many successive linguistic models on another: speaker competency/linguistic competency. Also, had you gone on in your language studies you might have come across terms like register which would make your hypothetical "language professors'" reactions nothing more than you once again speaking of things you don't understand because you haven't ever studied them. Which would be fine, were it not for how quickly you write off those who do study the things you don't (and how wrong you'd know yourself to be had you their years of study rather than your years of observation bias coupled with the predictable irrationality of the human cognitive system).