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Movies You've Seen Recently

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Ody

Well-Known Member
cardero said:
Probably the equivalent of a PG rated movie, the title is a little misleading.


Uh huh...;)

Well the last movie I saw was called Shogun Assassin.

IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!! PROBABLY THE COOLEST MOVIE TO COME OUT OF JAPAN!

Kinda violent though. :p Not for the faint hearted...

to quote the movie...

"They will pay... Rivers of blood!"

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cardero

Citizen Mod
YmirGF said:
The Pink Panther starring Steve Martin.

I can see someone thinking this was amusing if they had never seen the original version starring the incredible Peter Sellers. Now Steve Martin is a very funny man, but frankly, he hits rock bottom with this rendition of a classic.

I think Steve Martin cannot be very proud of this movie. Definitely geared to a 12 year old mentality. My advice: Skip this stinker.
Sadly, I believe there is a sequel in the works. If you get the chance, check out the HBO movie The Life And Death Of Peter Sellers with Geoffrey Rush.
 

cardero

Citizen Mod
‡Âlãn‡ said:
Uh huh...;)

Well the last movie I saw was called Shogun Assassin.

IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!! PROBABLY THE COOLEST MOVIE TO COME OUT OF JAPAN!

Kinda violent though. :p Not for the faint hearted...

to quote the movie...

"They will pay... Rivers of blood!"
Alan, is that Ogami Itto and his infant son Daigoro? If you haven't done so already check out all 6 Lone Wolf movies and if you enjoy Tomisaburo Wakayama check him out in the Hanzo The Razor series.
 

Ody

Well-Known Member
cardero said:
Alan, is that Ogami Itto and his infant son Daigoro? If you haven't done so already check out all 6 Lone Wolf movies and if you enjoy Tomisaburo Wakayama check him out in the Hanzo The Razor series.

I kinda know bout it, cus shogun assassin is just two movies of the series edited together. I think i'll look for the origional movies though, great stuff! :yes:
 

Scuba Pete

Le plongeur avec attitude...
I saw the new "Miami Vice" and must tell you its not for the squeamish! Hoy vey! This had the most realistic shootouts that I had ever seen. It does NOT glorify crime and violence one whit. It shows its dirty ugly side graphically and without apology. A HUGE departure from the original TV series.
 

Smoke

Done here.
YmirGF said:
The Pink Panther starring Steve Martin.

I can see someone thinking this was amusing if they had never seen the original version starring the incredible Peter Sellers. Now Steve Martin is a very funny man, but frankly, he hits rock bottom with this rendition of a classic.

I think Steve Martin cannot be very proud of this movie. Definitely geared to a 12 year old mentality. My advice: Skip this stinker.
A friend of mine brought the DVD over to our house recently, and I told her flat out that I refuse to watch Steve Martin desecrate the Pink Panther. I don't imagine it's nearly as bad as what he did to Cheaper by the Dozen, but I don't see any reason for remaking a classic. If you want to remake something, you should choose something that wasn't done so well the first time.

The last movie I saw was Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector. It wasn't my choice, and the best thing I can say about it is that it's a good movie for people who like that kind of thing. :rolleyes:
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
No, MB. Martin's version of Inspector Closeau in The Pink Panther was much worse than Cheaper by the Dozen. I had an itchy feeling that it was going to disappoint us when we rented it since we love all of the Pink Panther movie classics. But this one just had us groaning out loud. We didn't even want to finish it when it was halfway through.




A Shot in the Dark has to be one of the funniest movies to ever hit the big screen. Peter Sellers............MAN, was he hilarious!!



Just went to see Talladega Nights and Monster House at the drive-in theatre with the kids. We were inspired to go after I read Cardero's contribution for the RF newsletter since it had been years since we'd gone to the drive-in for a double feature. We paid $16.00 total for a whole night out with the family!



Anyway, both were worth it, with Talladega Nights being the laugh-out-loud kind of funny. I always have high expectations of Will Farrell now after seeing Anchorman, and he brought it again with his new release. I don't think it was his best, but definitely worth a view.



Monster House is a great family movie that kids will love. Our kids were getting a little tired by the time this movie came on at 10:30pm, but they woke up soon after because the storyline is engaging from the start. It's humorous enough to keep the whole movie from remaining strictly on a juvenile level.




Peace,
Mystic
 

emeth

Member
Katzpur said:
I LOVED "Crash." It's one of my all-time favorite movies.

My husband and I saw "World Trade Center" last night. It was really well-done.

Yeah "Crash" was great. I thought about it for a long time after watching it. Makes you think and examine your life a bit.
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
YmirGF said:
The Pink Panther starring Steve Martin.

I can see someone thinking this was amusing if they had never seen the original version starring the incredible Peter Sellers. Now Steve Martin is a very funny man, but frankly, he hits rock bottom with this rendition of a classic.

I think Steve Martin cannot be very proud of this movie. Definitely geared to a 12 year old mentality. My advice: Skip this stinker.

Unfortunately I rented the Pink Panther this weekend. Turned it off after about 30 minutes. Awful.

Also rented another one - can't remember the name either, and it was bad. It was about a psychiatrist who has a son who dates her client. Horrible.

The one movie that was OK was "Fun with Dick and Jane." Very funny bu talso forgetable.:sad:
 

nutshell

Well-Known Member
My movie fun is down because we've just moved and haven't found a babysitter. If I could go see anything right now it'd probably be Taladega Nights or Snakes on a Plane.
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
nutshell said:
My movie fun is down because we've just moved and haven't found a babysitter. If I could go see anything right now it'd probably be Taladega Nights or Snakes on a Plane.




Have you tried contacting one of the local Girl Scout troops? They receive training (from what I remember :eek: ) in infant and child CPR as well as learning to develop skills in leading playtime and also learning to respect parents wishes for household managment and bedtime schedules.




I think I earned a badge in childcare when I was a Girl Scout, but I do remember the classes I took to prepare for emergencies. I started babysitting when I was 12.



The only caveat is that once a babysitter is known by other parents as a good babysitter, then everyone wants her, and then she's hard to book! :rolleyes:




Peace,
Mystic
 

JoeCole

Member
I watched the village people movie

4 times in one week and I just have to say.............I LOVE IT

I am one of those people who love the village people...I wasn't alive when disco was in though...

The movie won the worst movie AND screenplay awards

after 25 years it won the worst musical in the razzie's first 25 years

The actings sucked...(made it all the better)
The music was good(at least thats whatI thought)

I takes a special kind of person to enjoy the movie. You can buy it on DVD for about $7 on amazon.com

I loved it and I hope you will at least try to watch the WHOLE thing.
 

Djamila

Bosnjakinja
Gori Vatra (Fuse) was the last wonderful movie I've watched. It's set in Tesanj, a small predominantly Muslim village in central Bosnia.

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Tesanj, Bosnia and Herzegovina

Tesanj suffers from most of the problems that were common throughout Bosnia and Herzegovina in the late 1990s, following the war. There is high unemployment, deep-rooted religious tension, a thriving criminal underworld and black market, and a corrupt municipal government more concerned with lining its own pockets than doing much of anything for the village.

It is here that the American government announces Bill Clinton, the American President, will come to deliver a speech about how wonderfully Bosnia is doing since the peace accords that ended the war. Let the comedy begin.

The municipal government has to burry the criminal underworld, especially the drug and sex slavery industry. So the Mayor asks his cousin, the mob boss, to keep it low for a while.

The firefighters working in the Muslim and Christian halves of the village have to unite in one force, as they claimed to have done 3 years earlier. UN officials make them sit together, shake hands, and voila - all problems are solved, they think.

The chaos doesn't take long to begin. The girlfriend of one of the Muslim firefighters steps on a landmine she day she returns from her life as a refugee in Germany. She loses both her legs.

Magdalena, a Romanian sex slave, pays one of the mob boss' underlings to let her and her friends go. She also has one of the funniest scenes in the movie. Lying on a bed with another prostitute, while two police officers... you know what... to them, the two women have a conversation.

Jelena: What year did man land on the moon?
Magdalena: Why?
Jelena: It's a contest. They're giving away a free car.
Magdalena: Not a clue... '93?

In the midst of all this, another refugee returns home. A Serbian woman, the former wife of a local Muslim man. She is not welcomed very fondly, in fact, she's tortured by the locals. All of them believe she abandonned her husband, who was killed in the war, and fled to live with her fellow Serbs. They call her a "Cetnik's wh-r-.", Cetnik being the term used for Serbian nationalists.

In one of the most powerful scenes in the movie, she tells the brother of her husband what really happened.

"I knew people in Doboj, so we were supposed to go there, get our papers, and leave. But the shelling started, everything shut overnight. There were screams, bombings... slitting throats in the streets. I stayed inside for a month, like Anne Frank, f--k... then, one day, a knock at the door. I peek outside... it's Adnan [Her husband, she breaks down at this point]. Go go, I said. Lets go. Run, run. To car, to forest, run run. We were running, and I couldn't keep up. And Adnan ran ahead. Then, a snipers bullet. He fell, and I laid down also. All I could see was a shadow, take his bag, then nothing, silence... After that, I went to Germany. Singing... Jesus..."

So the Americans start to arrive, and they organize a giant peace concert in the center of town. Three Romanian hookers are dressed up as traditional Muslims, Catholics, and Orthodox Christians since none of the local women was willing to do such with the other religion's women.

Then they all sing and dance. The Americans are so happy everyone is getting along as the Serbian visitors slowly leave. "I'm not staying. F--k them and their Muslimfest."

Then, the Americans come. A bomb goes off in a home on the edge of the village, a father whose just found his son's body kills himself - despite his still having a daughter. The limosine carrying Clinton, which was just about to stop, speeds off.

The end.

It's much better and deeper when you see it though. If anyone is interested, I can post a few clips. :)
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
The funniest movie that I have ever seen is Rat Race.

I wish that I could relive the initial surprise of how funny that movie was, but I still laugh like a lunatic when I see it.
 

nutshell

Well-Known Member
angellous_evangellous said:
The funniest movie that I have ever seen is Rat Race.

I wish that I could relive the initial surprise of how funny that movie was, but I still laugh like a lunatic when I see it.

That is one of my least favorite movies of all time. HUGE let down.



One of the funniest movies of all time for me is........

Austin Powers
 

Djamila

Bosnjakinja
Okay, here are a few of the most powerful scenes from Gori Vatra. Please take the time to watch them, they're only a few minutes long each and you won't regret having seen such a beautiful and powerful story.

This is the sub-plot of the Orthodox Christian woman. She returns from Germany to the village of Tesanj in this first clip. She unpacks all of her belongings, including photographs of her and her dead husband. One of them depicts them as a happy, everyday couple before the war. Another depicts him as a soldier, she as his loving wife, posing in front of symbols that are recognized as Islamic here. It's obvious she still loves him very much.

However, in the next clip, she leaves her home for the first time to wander down into the village and the response she gets from her former friends and neighbors is frightening. They all believe she abandonned her husband at the beginning of the war and went to join her fellow Orthodox Christians, the Serbs, who had laid siege to the village during the war and killed many people.

In the final clip in this scene, she's singing the old folk song, a love song about the village of Tesanj, at the peace concert organized for the Americans. Here she is, an outcast, yet the villagers pretend to like her. Romanian prostitutes pretending to be Muslim/Catholic/Orthodox Christian girlfriends dance with the visiting officials and other guests. It's all very surreal.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJjFu7j5DZM

This second scene is the most powerful scene in the movie, one of the most powerful I've ever seen on film. Her former brother-in-law visits her home to check up on her, to ask if anyone is giving her a hard time. This in itself is a very powerful thing because he still believes she abandoned his brother during the war. She invites him in.

He asks her what happened, where did she go, how did his brother die, and so on. And only now she feels he deserves to know what really happened, something her pride would never let her tell her tormentors in the village. She explains, as I mentioned above in a scene that is just so beautiful and powerful, I love it. At the end, he thanks her for telling him. The end.

Here is a direct transcription, so you can read this before watching the scene and you'll know exactly what it is. Red is her words, black is his.

Hi!
Thank you. Anyone bothering you?
It's fine, come on in.
If anyone bothers you, just tell me!
Ha, come on in, sit down.
*Looking around house* You have fixed it up well!
*Offers fruit* Here...
Did you love Adnan? [His brother, her late husband]
*Offended by the question, swallows it out of respect for him* Yes, I did.
Then why did you leave him?
*Grabs a cigarette, tries to change the subject* Who cares about that? I'll be a 'Cetnik's wh-re' for a while longer, then it will be forgotten and that's the end of it.
I would like to know.
*Again, out of respect for him, she capitulates* We agreed to run away.
Who?
Adnan and myself. You know, he'd say: "F--k the war, you could just injured". The plan was for him to stay here and put enough money together. I was to go on ahead, sort out the papers to get across Serbian territory.
How?
I knew some people in Doboj [Largest city in the immediate area]. I planned to have everything done in one day. Everything shut overnight. The army, the shooting, cutting throats in the streets. I didn't dare leave the house for two months, like Anne Frank. Then one night came a knock at the door. I was scared to death. I open the door a little, Adnan! *Repeats what she said to Adnan* Is it really you? Let's flee. Run to the car, into the woods... faster, faster. He keeps saying it's all okay, just a little bit farther. Over there, beyond those trees, and it'll all be over. I couldn't keep up. I fell behind by just a few steps. Adnan ran on ahead.
And?
Gunfire, just a few bullets. I lay down on the ground and pressed my face into the soil. Silence. I look up and Adnan is lying on the ground, not moving. A man standing over him like a shadow. He took his bag and belt and he's gone. So that's it. *She mentally and emotionally tries to reburry what she just revived, just for his benefit. She tells him what happened since then* After that, Germany... singing... *Gives up trying to burry her feelings* F--k it... *Continues the conversation* That's what happened, I swear.
Hvala ti.

Here is the scene, enjoy:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1Su7Qns7Iw
 

cardero

Citizen Mod
Death Race 2000
Godzilla 2000
Ah! My Goddess The Movie 2000
Fiona 1998
Oh My Goddess Series Vol. 1 &2
MST3K Hobgoblins
Secretary
Bill Hicks Live In Concert
Once Upon A Time In China
 
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