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Reasons Americastan Is Better Than Australiastan!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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A "Merlatto"?
A "Wankee"?
an evolved Australianistanian
A French?
Wirey
Fartist
The Blunder Down Under? Pimp on the Barbie? George W. Bushman? Yahoo Seriously Overweight? Braindead Retard?
oldbadger
Skanky Old Mongrel!
Excellent choices. Bloody excellent. Trust a Canuckistanian......
So, how about BlunderDunder?
EDIT: Dunablunder?
Finally something that Americanistan can genuinely declare a war about.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Naw. You guys are the world's ADHD baby. Us, we get to drive the Nullabor Plain to get from Adelaide to Perth.
Literally has a 96 kilometre stretch of completely straight road. Western Australian end has a total population of 86. And the entire road stretches almost 1700km. We use this to teach patience.
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And not a car in sight.... this is why our roads..AND cars are better.... we use em'
I'd find it much more difficult to argue that Australia has Canada covered, in truth. But America? Fish in a barrel. Or, as we say in Australia...fish in a barrel.
A bronzed loud-mouth?
Yeah, Aussies are known for their pasty complexions and deferential language...lol
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Oh I think the Austrailiastanians have some EXPLAINING to do..... I admit you have 6 foot hopping rats but this is simply wrong and if the SPCA cared I would report you
You would NEVER see us in Americastan committing such horrendous acts as giving animals beer
OK our bears drink...but that doesn't count... we don't give it to them...they take it
You would NEVER see us in Americastan committing such horrendous acts as giving animals beer
OK our bears drink...but that doesn't count... we don't give it to them...they take it
You might be right about that. Your average Australiastanian is typically prone.....
Err...I'm not sure she's actually an Aussie, but your point is probably a fair one...lol
Well, we have the RSPCA. *slaps forehead*
Actually, that's a point for you guys. 'R' stands for Royal, and said Royal is an English Queen. Don't ask me to justify that, it's frigging ridiculous.
One point for the US.
I found MORE evidence of bears drinking, by the way (these bears appear to be from the Chicago area...ahem...)
Mambo is a brand of shirt made in Australiastan. (I own many.)
Here is proof that they get innocent (formerly) animals drunk!
Here is proof that they get innocent (formerly) animals drunk!
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Well, we have the RSPCA. *slaps forehead*
Actually, that's a point for you guys. 'R' stands for Royal, and said Royal is an English Queen. Don't ask me to justify that, it's frigging ridiculous.
One point for the US.
I found MORE evidence of bears drinking, by the way (these bears appear to be from the Chicago area...ahem...)
Hmmm.... that may be a point for the land down under...because when you bring up those bears these bears tend to
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Mambo is a brand of shirt made in Australiastan. (I own many.)
Here is proof that they get innocent (formerly) animals drunk!
And this...I'm OUTRAGED I TELLS YA!!!!
