I think I'm working on one now. But the only time I've lost a tooth was from the first set.
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"Sparky" is a term for an electrical engineer.
A modern one, eh.
I'm a fan of the old 2 cylinder "Poppin Johnny".
A good engineer is right.
A great engineer wants to be right, & doesn't trust his work.
They obsess over verification, & seeking out error.
Good Morning, Dan......don't pay any attention to the lesser members, I am glad you are here to visit me..
Our hard-working staff can help with any errors you have hidden.....
By pointing & laughing?
It doesn't feel so helpful.
I wonder if drinking is a problem with those Big Shots...?
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Daemon Sophic
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My mom was an engineer (until she retired) (PhD, university researcher type).
One joke that she told me went as follows…..
One day, an engineer dies, and goes to hell.
A few months later, God is traveling down in hell just to have a look-see and a laugh. But instead of cliffs, fire, and suffering souls, he sees escalators and air-conditioning and geothermal pumps powering it all, with souls driving around in little electric golf carts.
So God says to the devil, “ How did you build all of this? This is supposed to be for evil people to suffer.”
And the devil responds, “Yeah, well we got us an engineer.”
God says, “Impossible! Engineers, don’t go to hell! All engineers go to heaven!” “Hand him over to me, right now.”
To which Satan says, “No way! We like him here.”
Flustered, God says, “You give him to me right now, or…. or….. I’ll sue you!”
Relaxing back in his throne, the devil scoffs, “Oh yeah? And where are YOU gonna find a lawyer?”
One joke that she told me went as follows…..
One day, an engineer dies, and goes to hell.
A few months later, God is traveling down in hell just to have a look-see and a laugh. But instead of cliffs, fire, and suffering souls, he sees escalators and air-conditioning and geothermal pumps powering it all, with souls driving around in little electric golf carts.
So God says to the devil, “ How did you build all of this? This is supposed to be for evil people to suffer.”
And the devil responds, “Yeah, well we got us an engineer.”
God says, “Impossible! Engineers, don’t go to hell! All engineers go to heaven!” “Hand him over to me, right now.”
To which Satan says, “No way! We like him here.”
Flustered, God says, “You give him to me right now, or…. or….. I’ll sue you!”
Relaxing back in his throne, the devil scoffs, “Oh yeah? And where are YOU gonna find a lawyer?”
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
A man says, “I won’t say anything without my lawyer present.”
The judge says, “But sir, you are the lawyer!"
“Exactly, where’s my present?” says the lawyer, looking around.
No, I've occasionally seen 1
or 2 staff sober at times.
Daemon Sophic
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Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
My oldest will graduate with a PhD in Mechanical Engineering and Fluid Dynamics later this year......
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
With which railroad will he become an engineer?
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
None, he will be working for a consulting firm.... and not an engineering consulting firm
A railroad train consulting firm?
I once worked for Knorr Bremse GMBH.
They make choochoo train brakes.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
no, he has no dream of driving a choo choo...that's my dream....
More photo editing by Kate Middleton....
