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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Reps have me infuriated enough I did a first this general election. I voted on an uncontested race. Seeing only a rep there I couldn't just do nothing. I filled in the write in bubble in. My first thought was "anybody else" but I quickly realized anyone else is other Republicans so it fell to the next first thought. Violent J.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I had a high school teacher, AP Biology, and she was a horrible, terrible teacher who was so bad that one day the office called us all (the entire class) down to the office to tell us what she's doing amd what we think of her (giving us assingments meant for different textbooks, skipped the entire chapter on evolution because she's a Creationist, handing out more stuff that isn't meant for our textbook and asking questions we cannot find anywhere, and so mature she referred to the vulva and all its parts as "what the woman sees."). All four of us, that is. I don't know who exactly snitched on her before that to lead up to that, but it wasn't me. I don't think it was the black guy. That left the football joke and this girl who was really dumb, and also the daughter of a guy who's friends with my mom (and my best friends parents).
One of the funniest high school stories I have involves her and the government teacher, who also taught psychology. He gave us a handout about long ago people would chip a hole im someones skull as a means kf exorcism to heal certain ailments. She could not understand why they di that no matter how hard he tried to explain it. He gave up anr told her to go home, smoke a joint then come back and it'll make sense, lmao.
I had an autistic moment with him once. He, amd the rest kf the class, thought I was being a smart ***. I wasn't, but the teacher and I were the only ones who did find it funny.
My brother 10 years earlier had this teacher during summer school, which had breaks. My brother was working two jobs, wrestling and football and he fell asleep during their first break. The teacher ordered everyone, especially my brother's friend, to ot wake him up as punishment and let him sleep the rest if the class.
He was also a chauvinist pig and like having a pretty, young assistant with tits and ***.
My best friend was in his class when he had thr heart attack that killed him. He was apparently stubborn like an old man about it.
 
Stonetree

Stonetree

Abducted Member
Premium Member
Shadow Wolf said:
I had a high school teacher, AP Biology, and she was a horrible, terrible teacher who was so bad that one day the office called us all (the entire class) down to the office to tell us what she's doing amd what we think of her (giving us assingments meant for different textbooks, skipped the entire chapter on evolution because she's a Creationist, handing out more stuff that isn't meant for our textbook and asking questions we cannot find anywhere, and so mature she referred to the vulva and all its parts as "what the woman sees."). All four of us, that is. I don't know who exactly snitched on her before that to lead up to that, but it wasn't me. I don't think it was the black guy. That left the football joke and this girl who was really dumb, and also the daughter of a guy who's friends with my mom (and my best friends parents).
One of the funniest high school stories I have involves her and the government teacher, who also taught psychology. He gave us a handout about long ago people would chip a hole im someones skull as a means kf exorcism to heal certain ailments. She could not understand why they di that no matter how hard he tried to explain it. He gave up anr told her to go home, smoke a joint then come back and it'll make sense, lmao.
I had an autistic moment with him once. He, amd the rest kf the class, thought I was being a smart ***. I wasn't, but the teacher and I were the only ones who did find it funny.
My brother 10 years earlier had this teacher during summer school, which had breaks. My brother was working two jobs, wrestling and football and he fell asleep during their first break. The teacher ordered everyone, especially my brother's friend, to ot wake him up as punishment and let him sleep the rest if the class.
He was also a chauvinist pig and like having a pretty, young assistant with tits and ***.
My best friend was in his class when he had thr heart attack that killed him. He was apparently stubborn like an old man about it.
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No blood in this story just death..... I'm glad I didn't miss it during my few free minutes. You must be in a bad or a good mood.....Just can't tell, anymore.
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
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sun rise

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I just took our dog for a fast walk in the local park since the rain had ceased for a bit. The wind had not. While walking on the other side of the park I heard an almighty "CCCRRRRAAACCCKKK" and a big tree came down but fortunately no one was underneath it at the time.
 
Stevicus

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
The bright yellow thing in the sky isn't there anymore. The other side of the earth is facing it now. I don't even think the large sphere of cheese in the sky is up yet. It won't be up until 3:33a.
 
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