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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
- Thread starter Me Myself
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Could be worse.
I'm not trying to decide.
I'm certain I don't want to participate in today.
I also know today doesn't care how I feel.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Very, very true. I could be, like, an ogre or something, which I am not.
My advice is to not stop breathing
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
And don't stop your heart from beating.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
The boy is going into business consulting..... not engineering.... I knew he'd come around eventually.Ursine incompetence.
Begins a sentence with a non-sensical "her".
BTW, I recall that your son is an engineer.
And you have a wee bit'o the engineer in you too.
As for the explaining things to idiots.....well.... I will be nice for a change and not go exactly where I'm thinking..... but I did a lot of that explaining to idiots when I was physical, uniformed, security for the state..... still do in state IT.... although I will admit the ones in my physical security days...where MUCH bigger idiots..... and you know... even way back in my mechanic days I was explaining things to idiots...and some of them were lawyers with broken cars.... and one was an electrical engineer..... he was actually a rather big idiot
I knew an electrical engineer, a professor of electrical engineering. He taught nuclear power station design at university...
Get him away from circuits and he was useless, couldn't even change a lightbulb.
I'll try to keep that in mind.
It's extremely important
Seems like a lot of work, though...
"You're a bit of an idiot" is less harsh. Can you go with something like that?
Or there's a completely different tack one could take: "Be fruitful and multiply."
I prefer 'go away copulating'
You could use the BOFH generator BOFH Excuses Generator or BOFH IT-Excuse Generator and there are in fact quite a few of them.
Why is being full of fruit related to math problems?