The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[JustGeorge]

It seems to be complete idiot day...... I think I'll go home now

Careful. There may be idiots on the way home, too.

 

[Wu Wei]

You could use the BOFH generator BOFH Excuses Generator or BOFH IT-Excuse Generator and there are in fact quite a few of them.

I could, but that would just create more idiotic emails.... so I think..... I will just shut down and go home

 

[Wu Wei]

Careful. There may be idiots on the way home, too.

oh, that's a given

 

[Kathryn]

OK so someone posted on social media "What is the habit that drives you the most crazy with other drivers?" and the winning entry so far is (the one I chose as well) NOT USING TURN SIGNALS. Just yesterday in fact, I dealt with that.

 

[Wu Wei]

Yeah... I'm leaving.... I'm getting a headache and starting to look at the baseball bat in the corner as a solution to the idiocy..... TTFN

 

[Wu Wei]

You could use the BOFH generator BOFH Excuses Generator or BOFH IT-Excuse Generator and there are in fact quite a few of them.

by the way... I like this one... I may use it later.

Sorry, we currently have technical problems with...The Borg tried to assimilate your system. Resistance is futile.

 

[sun rise]

OK so someone posted on social media "What is the habit that drives you the most crazy with other drivers?" and the winning entry so far is (the one I chose as well) NOT USING TURN SIGNALS. Just yesterday in fact, I dealt with that.

Mine are the road warriors that think going less than 80 should be illegal, following distances more than 1/2 car lengths are for wimps and above all I need to get out of their way if I know what's good for me (whether or not I can is irrelevant).

 

[Stevicus]

If you hang the sign backwards like this, does this mean you get a year younger on your birthday?

 

[Stevicus]

 

[sun rise]

Bloob is all you need.

 

[Kathryn]

My bloob is as good as yours.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Kathryn]

Lord have mercy.

 

[ChristineM]

 

[Kathryn]

I just watched my cat push something off the counter, which of course he was on.

 

[JustGeorge]

I don't care if the cats are on the counter.

Its the kids being on the counter that ticks me off.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Like so...
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That was me this morning. I really wanted to say no. If I could have buried an ax in Morning's forhead I would have, especially as my back cracked and popped out some of the bad posture frim work.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

@Wu Wei should go maul some phlebotomists at the Kaiser Permanente hospital in the real Holy in the next county and city over yo the west to open up some positions for me.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[ChristineM]

I can't sleep. Maybe a drink of milk and some RF will set me to sleep mode