Firts of all there is nosuch thing as My God,
Very good, you have finally seen the light of reason, good boy.
It seems to me that you all have not been able to grasponto
Whats a grasonto? sounds like something Italian.
the gravity of the situation of the blazing fire.
yes the wild fires are really bad this year.
You have all been sent onto this earth merely to worship God,
All except for me and my close friends we were sent here to play Jazz, and we're doing a great job of it.
that is all you were supposed to do,
No, not quite I was also sent to compose, so I do both, compose and play jazz, hope thats ok.
and of course carry out your daily affairs
Hope that includes playing some golf and sailing on my boat.
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you were told in previous scriptures, ie the Torah, Ingell,Quran, what to do and what not to do,
Yeah, but those things are just so much fun, we do them anyway!!!
yet the obstinate creatures that you all are, you have all rebuked the true messge of God,
Well, we weren't sure just what the message was, so ignorance is bliss so they say.
and have quite conveniently set your own parameters,so that you may continue in your transgression.
Well thanks, I guess we'll just continue, so much fun!!!
No doubt by now many of you have a repulsion to what I say,
No, no, not at all, don't feel bad, we simply feel sorry for you thats all, I hope you don't mind our pity.
but it is normal, the truth truly hurts
Sure does, that club owner promised use two weeks and only gave us one.
, and I am a patient person,
I normally am, but late checks and soggy cereal really test my patients.
who is willing to witness all ofyou slowly following the correct path
Don't be holdin yer breath buddy!!