Funny is the only word that I can use for your example. Oil is bread/wine? Give whatever silly meaning to words in Bible.
And your Lord God knew his words? Oil/bread/wine, wine in mountains and corn in valleys!
Yeah it could sound funny to you because you cant hear the words. You cant hear the words because you don't know where to put them. When you know where the words go then you can hear them. When sense is made the nonsense is no longer funny.
I can show you very clear bible evidence.
Evidence that you cant hear the words:
"Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word". John
And further evidence of not being able to hear the specific three words corn, oil, and wine:
"And the earth shall hear the
corn, and the
wine, and the
oil; and they shall hear Jezreel". Hosea.
I will show you where to put those words.
The Oil isn't bread/wine like you said. Bread, Oil, and Wine are as three separate things/words. But just as Corn (Grain) is for Bread, Olive is for Oil, and Grape is for Wine there are other connected words to the three separate things. And more words are connected to the three separate words like fields of corn for bread, and oliveyards of olive trees for oil, and vineyards of grapes for wine.
"And he will take your
fields, and your
vineyards, and your
oliveyards, even the best of them, and give them to his servants".
So it looks like this word structure:
Bread - Oil - Wine
Corn - Olive - Grape
Field - Oliveyard - Vineyard
The three separate words can be seen as horizontal and you can also see their connection by vertical. Each word is in its correct place.
Now here it might start sounding funny. Please try to focus.
Here we can see the valley, hill, and mountain and also the sea, the river and the stream.
And the Lord shall utterly destroy the tongue of the Egyptian
sea; and with his mighty wind shall he shake his hand over the
river, and shall smite it in the seven
streams, and make men go over dryshod. Isaiah
And say, Ye
mountains of Israel, hear the word of the Lord God; Thus saith the Lord God to the
mountains, and to the
hills, to the rivers, and to the
valleys; Behold, I, even I, will bring a sword upon you, and I will destroy your high places. Ezekiel.
They are two sets of three separate words. Being words at three different levels of height.
Like this:
Sea - River - Stream
Valley - Hill - Mountain
Now for the funny part. Putting it all together.
Bread - Oil - Wine
Corn - Olive - Grape
Field - Oliveyard - Vineyard
Sea - River - Stream
Valley - Hill - Mountain
So we can clearly understand:
The valleys are covered in corn:
The pastures are clothed with flocks;
the valleys also are covered over with corn; they shout for joy, they also sing. Psalm.
The river is as oil:
Then will I make their waters deep, and cause their
rivers to run like oil, saith the Lord God. Ezekiel
The mountains of wine:
Behold, the days come, saith the Lord, that the plowman shall overtake the reaper, and the treader of grapes him that soweth seed; and
the mountains shall drop sweet wine, and all the hills shall melt.
Look down the three verticals:
Bread -
Oil -
Wine
Corn - Olive - Grape
Field - Oliveyard - Vineyard
Sea -
River - Stream
Valley - Hill -
Mountain
I am showing in bold there is corn in valley, oil as river, and wine in the place of mountain.
So can you understand the unheard words corn (bread) oil, and wine are as three different positions in three different levels of height?
If you can understand this concept of word placement I can show the whole bible works like this and we might be able to have a serious conversation about some really crazy bible nonsense. People don't know how in the bible a word can jump to a seemingly unrelated word in a sentence. They call it magic or nonsense.
