Yep, you didn't expect that Baha'i beliefs to be so laughable did you. In fact many people simply left Bah'aism for good after this book and similar books exposed many bitter truths of the Baha'i beliefs. Here I'll show the readers here how truckloads of Gold must be given to the UHJ for fornication and adultery. According to Baha'u'llah:
God hath imposed a fine on every adulterer and adulteress, to be paid to the House of Justice nine mithqals of gold, to be doubled if they should repeat the offence . . . Although the term translated here as adultery refers, in its broadest sense, to unlawful sexual intercourse between either married or unmarried individuals (see note 36 for a definition of the term), `Abdu’l-Baha has specified that the punishment here prescribed is for sexual intercourse between persons who are unmarried . . . In relation to the application of the fine, Baha’u’llah clearly specifies that each succeeding fine is double the preceding one; thus the fine imposed increases in geometrical progression. ( Baha’u’llah, The Kitabi Aqdas, pp. 200–202.)
Unmarried people who engage in acts of sexual intercourse—especially teenagers— will likely frequently perform such acts. The number of times copulation occurs in a year can easily reach one hundred times if this shameful act is performed only twice a week. The amount of gold payable by each of these two people equals to: 3.6 grams (which is 1 mithqal) * 9 * 2^100 = 41071879447394632608493183854 kilograms, which is fairly equal to 8000 times the weight of the earth. Just in case you are wondering, the fine will be about 34000 kilos of Gold if copulation is performed only 20 times.
There now laugh all you want. This ain't misinformation, this is fact.