White Trash Recipes

[Kathryn]

I never even heard of nachos till I was about 30. Hell, I never even saw a Hispanic person till I was about 20 years old.

I remember thinking, "What - she's not white? And what's this nacho nonsense? Isn't that just frito pie?"

 

[Kathryn]

However, I AM eating fresh Bing cherries out of a wine glass as we speak, so I'm not quite sure I am qualified to discuss white trash recipes.

Who am I fooling - of course I am!

 

[Smoke]

I never even heard of nachos till I was about 30. Hell, I never even saw a Hispanic person till I was about 20 years old.

I remember thinking, "What - she's not white? And what's this nacho nonsense? Isn't that just frito pie?"

I used to know a guy who claimed to be the first Mexican in Columbia, South Carolina, and he said that for years, people thought he was black -- they didn't have a mental category for "Hispanic."

 

[Kathryn]

I can dig it.

 

[McBell]

My mother makes this - with a white trash twist:

1 box of yellow cake mix
1 large can of peaches with syrup - or any sort of fruit mixed up with a heck of a lot of sugar
1 stick of butter

Pour fruit into bottom of casserole dish.

Sprinkle cake mix over the top of the fruit.

Slice butter LENGTHWISE and lay it across the the cake mix.

Bake for about thirty minutes at 350.

Serve over Bryers Natural Vanilla ice cream (or, if you're in Texas - Bluebell ice cream!).

Now THAT'S larrapin'!

And if you know what larrapin' means, you've got at least a touch of coon *** in you.

Oh yeah....
Dump Cake...

 

[Autodidact]

Smoke I just love the way you keep up with this white trash thread.

I'm about to make some chicken salad - and I'll put sweet bread and butter pickles in it that are mixed with jalepeno peppers - chopped up big and chunky of course. Does that sound larrapin' or WHAT?

Blasphemy! Trash, schmash. Chicken salad:

chicken
mayo
onions
celery
salt
pepper
Mix.

Optional snooty additions:
chopped apples
almonds
dill pickles
dried cranberries.

 

[Autodidact]

I never even heard of nachos till I was about 30. Hell, I never even saw a Hispanic person till I was about 20 years old.

I remember thinking, "What - she's not white? And what's this nacho nonsense? Isn't that just frito pie?"

O.K. so when I got to Colorado they have something called a breakfast burrito, which contains among other things potatoes. I thought, "Potatoes in a burrito, that's not right!" Boy, was I wrong.

Another Colorado delight: Jalapeno bagels. Makes me laugh just to think of it. That's America to me.

 

[Rainbow Mage]

Trashy Scrambled Omelette

3 eggs
1 slice of bacon or ham
2 slices of cheese
a little butter

Put butter in skillet and melt it
Cut up bacon or ham and mix in, whipping the egg
Pour mixture into skillet
Place slices of cheese over the cooking mixture
Turn over the egg in half, and make sure both sides are well cooked

Serves 1

 

[Rainbow Mage]

I invented this recipe and tried it out. It's GOOD!

Onion Delight

2 onions
4 tbsp of vinegar
half a cup of sugar
1 pack of Mc Donald's Honey Mustard, or similar
Salt

Directions: Lightly grease skillet and begin to simmer onions. When onions are semi-brown, add sugar, vinegar, honey mustard, and some salt to taste. Turn heat on low and cover to simmer for 10 minutes. Serves about 4. It's even better on toasted bread.

 

[Kathryn]

OK I just tried this today and it was mighty fine:

2 cans of sweetened condensed milk
1 cup of lime juice
1 graham cracker crust for a pie
1 can of whipped cream (OK I admit, I have a thing for whipped cream!)

Mix the two cans of sweetened condensed milk with the lime juice till thoroughly mixed together and creamy.

Pour into the pie crust.

Refrigerate for a couple of hours.

Take out and slice.

Squirt whipped cream all over your slice.

Eat up.

Voila - key lime pie!

 

[McBell]

OK I just tried this today and it was mighty fine:

2 cans of sweetened condensed milk
1 cup of lime juice
1 graham cracker crust for a pie
1 can of whipped cream (OK I admit, I have a thing for whipped cream!)

Mix the two cans of sweetened condensed milk with the lime juice till thoroughly mixed together and creamy.

Pour into the pie crust.

Refrigerate for a couple of hours.

Take out and slice.

Squirt whipped cream all over your slice.

Eat up.

Voila - key lime pie!

Key lime pie?
I would call it "Diabetic Coma in a Pie Crust"....



lol

 

[Andal]

Hmm White Trash recipes...

Here are my lunch favorites-

PB&J and Dorito Sandwich

Step 1- two pieces of the cheapest bread you have
Step 2- put peanut butter on one side and jelly on the other
Step 3- place Doritos on either side
Step 4- smash together and enjoy!

Mac n Cheese (a college favorite)

Take one box of Easy Mac
Open and cook
Then eat

Dinner-

Pasta Al- Whatever's in the Fridge

1- Cook your favorite noodles
2- Add butter to noodles
3- Cook left over veggies
4- mix together (add butter as needed....or desired)
5- Eat

And by now you must be asking, "Krishnakanta, you forgot breakfast." To which I remind you that these are White Trash recipes and any self respecting White Trash person does not wake up until lunch time

 

[MysticSang'ha]

If you are still the one scrubbing the toilets then there may be something wrong with your flogger.

LOL

It's my house, isn't it? Steve and the kids have their certain chores, but there are things that need to be done to a high standard that only I can do. Scrubbing the toilet isn't beneath me.

Now, is it white trash that I scrub the toilet while wearing a plastic Princess Tiara? That is the question.

 

[Kathryn]

We need a picture of you scrubbing the toilet wearing a tiara.

That being said, doesn't every southern girl wear pearls whilst scrubbing the toilet? I know I do.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

We need a picture of you scrubbing the toilet wearing a tiara.

That being said, doesn't every southern girl wear pearls whilst scrubbing the toilet? I know I do.

I guess I'm too Midwestern white trash to be southern white trash.... No pearls while scrubbing toilets, but I do like my rhinestones. :yes:

 

[Autodidact]

Hmm White Trash recipes...

Here are my lunch favorites-

PB&J and Dorito Sandwich

Step 1- two pieces of the cheapest bread you have
Step 2- put peanut butter on one side and jelly on the other
Step 3- place Doritos on either side
Step 4- smash together and enjoy!

That sounds horrible but does remind me that egg salad sandwiches benefit from the addition of potato chips.

 

[Andal]

That sounds horrible but does remind me that egg salad sandwiches benefit from the addition of potato chips.

ahahah LOL it sounds nasty but it is oh so delicious! I forgot to add that it works with either original Doritos or Cool Ranch. Cool Ranch being my fav.

 

[Rainbow Mage]

PB and Banannas sammiches

2 slices of bread
peanut butter
1 bananna

chop bannana, spread PB on bread, and top with banannas.

 

[Kathryn]

You mean you don't mash up the bananas in the peanut butter with a fork?

 

[Rainbow Mage]

You mean you don't mash up the bananas in the peanut butter with a fork?

Not usually