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  1. Mycroft

    1 Death & 6 Arrests In Oregon Standoff

    Sadly this sort of thing is just going to carry on forever. As long as firearms are in the hands of the general public, more people (innocent mainly) are going to die.
  2. Mycroft

    Is Buddhism atheistic?

    No.
  3. Mycroft

    What are some of your pet peeves?

    More of my pet peeves: 1) lists 2) irony
  4. Mycroft

    Confess!

    I confess that I found a pocket watch today. I think someone must have lost it. Mrs. Mycroft asked me how I know it was lost. I told her that I saw someone looking for it.
  5. Mycroft

    People who fear sausages...

    I had to quit my day job. I used to do puppet shows on the beach for children, but I couldn't figure out the tides.
  6. Mycroft

    What are some of your pet peeves?

    People who stand bottles up on conveyor belts at supermarkets and then, when they fall over, stand them back up! I also hate people who stand bottles up on conveyor belts at airports.
  7. Mycroft

    1 Death & 6 Arrests In Oregon Standoff

    It always amuses me how some shmuck with a rifle thinks he can stop an F-15 or an Abrams tank. But hey, someone's gotta keep that gub'ment in line.
  8. Mycroft

    Abandon All Hope

    Yin ton iddle aye po!
  9. Mycroft

    People who fear sausages...

    ....often fear the wurst.
  10. Mycroft

    The Solution to the Gun Problem.

    Don't forget about the reptilians, too!
  11. Mycroft

    Confess!

    Make a confession. Can be anything. I confess that I'm one of those drivers who pretends that the exhaust trailing beneath his car is nothing to do with him.
  12. Mycroft

    The Most Important Questions

    Australisn replace 12. with 'End the sentence, up or down?'
  13. Mycroft

    The Solution to the Gun Problem.

    Oh yeah? Well I don't recognise race, colour, creed....I just hate everyone equally.
  14. Mycroft

    I need advice...

    That's okay. I've never met anybody who wasn't weird, in their own particular way. :) Just means you're as normal as the rest of us mortals.
  15. Mycroft

    The Solution to the Gun Problem.

    A caveman will tell you everyone's an immigrant!
  16. Mycroft

    Who Else Misreads Titles?

    Funny. I misread those titles, too.
  17. Mycroft

    Who Else Misreads Titles?

    I misread titles quite often. Especially ones about clocks.
  18. Mycroft

    The Solution to the Gun Problem.

    I'm pretty sure that's what Bell said about the phone.
  19. Mycroft

    The Solution to the Gun Problem.

    Me and my colleagues at the Ministry of Serendipity have been hard at work. But when we had five minutes spare from doing that, we came up with the ultimate solution to the American gun problem. We propose that instead of taking away all of the guns, we simply take away all of the Americans...
  20. Mycroft

    1 Death & 6 Arrests In Oregon Standoff

    I figure the 2nd Amendment worked for the dead guy. If you're dead, then you're pretty safe from, well, everything.
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